Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Why?

Why the fuck am I still awake? Could it be that I'm distracted by the fact my toes are apparently being molested by ice elves or that each defenseless little digit is being sucked up by an invisible Slurpee slushing machine backwards through the dispenser spouts?

Or could it be that my eyes have been reduced to sad little globs of silt? Every time I blink or pivot my eyes I can FEEL the sand polishing the sockets away into burning oblivion. Sounds healthy for the retinas, doesn't it?

I don't care! Let me sleeeeeep!

End.

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